by AlfredKetchup December 17, 2023

The breasts of an old woman that contain milk that has spoiled and when they are squeezed, instead of milk, butter comes shooting out.
Guy 1-How was that old lady you banged last night?
Guy 2-Man she had some serious butter cannons. I loved it.
Guy 1-Eww man. That's sick.
Guy 2-Man she had some serious butter cannons. I loved it.
Guy 1-Eww man. That's sick.
by SAFDNV July 3, 2010

by TsunamiSeven April 23, 2015

Saw Mark down the market, he found a finger in a can of tomatoes and got a huge settlement.
So he's got his bum in the butter, again.
So he's got his bum in the butter, again.
by Shuaman October 24, 2018

The slow buildup of grease, ejaculate, pre ejaculate, urine, saliva, poo, earwax and bogeys on your computer screen as you accidentally dropped your monitor into the toilet then proceeded to do unspeakable things
by YBPYT October 1, 2021

by Blake's nemesis March 27, 2021

by Bubbakush112 April 19, 2018
