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Face Meat

When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).

Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"
Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!

Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.

Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
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Unicorn meat

by Jim Steiner December 20, 2019
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Sweat Meat

The mystery meat often given on sandwiches in county jail for lunch. Some will try to call it bologna, but it is not. Often pink in appearance and appears to be sweating. Most of it is completely disgusting.
Bill: What are they serving for lunch?
George: Lunch is the same thing every day. Sweat meat sandwiches and two small cookies.
by ThomasFromFairfax August 17, 2025
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Mississippi Meat Pie

5 dudes and 1 chick in a sexual relationship
Carl and the boys had a Mississippi meat pie with Candice after her shift
by Mike Cocknballs November 21, 2020
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meat quesadilla

This is when you straddle your woman's kneck while facing her and take your ball sac and stretch it over her mouth and nose.
Sit down Bihatch, your getting a meat quesadilla
by Old Dirty! May 18, 2011
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Meat mackin

1.)The act of telling someone something they dont care about repeatedly.
Meat macker. ) “ dont nobody care about that car nigga its slow af stop posting it ive told u that 5 times🤣”
Person.) “nigga stop meat mackin me u still walk to work thats why i left you on open 4 times”
by Nonmeatmacker March 23, 2021
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The other white meat

ALF's favorite food is "the other white meat"
by KungPaoMeow September 4, 2021
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