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Meat Whitey

A Meat Whitey is a phenomenon that usually occurs in the closing stages of a heavy sesh wan. This is the part after you’ve ordered that extra large mixed kebab from Pizza Time and you’re lapping up the last shots from the shitmix you made earlier. After one last shot you feel that rumble in your gut, you’re about to whitey. You try to convince your mates that you’re not that smashed (they know you are) and instead blame it on the “floor cleaner taste” of the shitmix shot. You feel the steaming hot vomit working its way up your throat. You frantically look for a suitable container and you remember about the half eaten kebab still in its tray. “Get outside” your friends frantically shout ...”not in the meat” they exclaim but it’s too late, you dump your bright red, stomach lining filled whitey right into the tray of meat!!! Delicious!
Yo! That guy couldn’t handle that last shot and ended up whiteying in the meat! What a meat whitey!
by Twiggy_222 October 15, 2020
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Meat Bong

Meat bong is a fellow co worker always trying to impress bosses and will throw anyone under the bus to gain praise from there superiors.
"Whoa did you see Micky Bruz at Prestart on nicks meat bong "
by Blackrock90 September 6, 2017
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Meat Jesus

He is the one true God. He is Ron fucking Swanson.
Meat Jesus is better than RJ the Hedge God.
by Ron Swanson is Meat Jesus September 24, 2017
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Meat pie

Example: don't put your tongue inside that meat pie... It's nasty
by Philibro October 4, 2017
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meat pillar

A descriptive term for a erect penis, similar to a pork sword.
He buggered me senseless with his meat pillar, man was it meaty.
by meatpillarman October 6, 2017
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Meat coughs

When, after a large heavy meal, you are breathing deep and you have to cough it out.
*Coughs* I've just got the meat coughs from that big mac
by Zoebly16 October 9, 2017
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Meat pie

The act of having sex with of gay men. E.g. a gay orgy.

An Australian colloquial for a gay group sex orgy.
Man last night i went to the court and took 4 guys and a homeless dude back to my hotel for a meat pie, it was filthy as.
by thebuttdialer October 13, 2017
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