Unlike the sugar daddy a Moisture Daddy is not older or wealthy, but has zero wealth and poor hygiene, Moisture Daddys typically weigh in at about 115-160 pounds, the best way to pick out a Moisture Daddy is they are typically small in stature and skinny. A moisture Daddy receives no benefits unlike the sugar daddy, they just take care of the Moisture Pig or the smaller more athletic Swampy D. The Moisture Daddy feeds them so they can continue to eat and sweat and sweat and eat. The Moisture Daddy is very loyal to the Moisture Pig and Swampy D, they will continue to feed them until they can no longer fit through a normal sized doorway.
That poor man must be a moisture daddy, because he has no idea of how large his spouse is!
This dude has to be a moisture daddy, look at all of the crappy food in his 3 shopping carts and he paid with a EBT card.
This dude has to be a moisture daddy, look at all of the crappy food in his 3 shopping carts and he paid with a EBT card.
by Bshifters December 20, 2019
Get the Moisture Daddymug. 
there is an anime character who has a hot sugar daddy..ugh i wish i had one i want him to fuck me real hard.
by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022
Get the sugar daddymug. by Clmartin May 30, 2025
Get the Peanut daddymug. A gentlemen that offers and pays for others Boba drinks and or food at a Boba shop. He expects nothing in return.
Rachel: Elmer always pays for my Boba!? I want to pay him back someday.
Roxy: He's your Daddy Bobabucks, how sweet of him!
Roxy: He's your Daddy Bobabucks, how sweet of him!
by ElOsoJugoso February 14, 2024
Get the Daddy Bobabucksmug. by K4r_K4t November 23, 2021
Get the Big Daddymug.