Homemade Molten Lava Cake

When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!

Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!

by Mr.NateHiggers February 22, 2024

Lamb cake

A concept similar to the cow patty. However, this alludes to a modest size pile of lamb excrement. These malicious little land mines should be avoided at all times.

Don't you dare come in and track that lamb cake through my house!

by AWiseManSlut May 12, 2011

Tuna Cake

Looks sweet on the outside but gets fishy when you dig into it.

How did your date go?

He was hot but super weird and stank.

He's giving tuna cake

by Moistpancakes November 27, 2023

cake girl

the thickest gorl in da school, she will make ur dick hard!! :/

"ayy bro i would smash cake girl" -Amy Poller

by maccpapi8000 February 12, 2020

The Pacman equivalent to cake

Boursin

Dude, the pacman equivalent to cake is clearly Pacman. nom nom nom.

by boursincheese March 9, 2013

birthday cake

giving someone a bj (blowing the candles out) then eating them out (eating your cake)

oh he’s so hot i would give him a birthday cake if he asked me too

by kennythemoron October 23, 2023

Griddle Caked

To be high. typically REALLY high. But just high in general.

Yo meng you wanna get griddle caked?

by Tol Fin February 25, 2008