Fried cheese cake

Someone who has a lot of bitches at school and has crooked teeth and farts alot and likes to levestream illegal porn in public areas

Why are you livestreaming porn in a library wth nice fried cheese cake

by Jimmycrickets445 November 25, 2025

Sweet Cake

An ugly pony in ponytown with a disgusting color combo

Marisaguap: Dude this strip club sucks, all the strippers are ugly!
Erxilia: Look at that ugly pony, that’s a sweet cake pony

by djgassygirl December 3, 2025

Baking a Cake

Feeling a shit curating in one’s bowels.

Damn…I’m baking a cake right now. I will be ready to drop it off soon, as part of my weight loss program.

by Chief Sawnee December 14, 2025

Cake quake

The unintentional chaos caused when an exceptionally large posterior sets off minor tremors upon contact with nearby objects, furniture, or unsuspecting bystanders.

Sammy turned too fast and caused a full Cake Quake — three drinks down and a lamp sideways.

by Meda S. December 25, 2025

Dipshit cake

When 2 people get a short pipe and connect both ends of it to each other’s assholes and one of the guys shits. The shit travels to the other one’s anus, then the other person shits it back again and both continue till tired.

Me and my friend tried the Dipshit cake for the first time and loved it

by skidii March 27, 2025

Texas Cake Topper

The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.

My friends kid is a brat so im gonna give him a texas cake topper at his birthday tomorrow.

by Macarper April 2, 2025

Schrödingers cake

expression derived from the experiment that consists in putting a child and a comically large cake in the same room. therefore the cake is neither untouched or eaten until we open the door to the room. we have our cake and eat it too

you can’t have your cake and eat it too
following Schrödingers cake, I can

by nickyishere April 3, 2025