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Joe

Joe is a class clown who probably went through a phase in second grade where they picked their nose and ate it. Most Joes are complete idiots, why would I say this, I say this because they go by the name Joe.

For example I know a Joe, he pretends that we made out one time while that is comepletely false, I'm gay, and even if I wasn't I wouldn't kiss such a stereotypical banana peel.
Person 1 (new at school) "Joe's hot"
Person 2 " Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Person 1 "Lol just kidding" (they weren't and now you made them feel self conscious about liking such a dickweed)
by -not a banana peel May 10, 2020
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Joe

Im joe and im so cool and i like poop
by Medicritic May 12, 2020
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Joe

"Joe is at the store"
"ok"
by EronDaGangster May 21, 2020
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Toe Joe

The act of kicking the ever living shit out of a ball, instead of playing with finesse.

Kicking something as hard as you can with the toe of your shoe.

Often confused with Japanese Hideki Tojo, but just like Dave Assman, he was neither created the Ass nor the man.
I thought you were playing soccer.
We were before Greg gave the call a toe joe into next year.
by keeper of the real May 26, 2020
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Joe

Joe Is Your Momma:)
by III disc III June 1, 2020
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Joe Fleet

Someone who gives bad football opinions to piss a rival off; sometimes not knowing whether they are joking or being deadly serious.
Hi, I’m joe fleet, I believe sadio mane is better than Ryan Giggs. I also believe Paul scholes was lazy and was carried by Roy Keane.
by Mg26 June 1, 2020
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guapo joe

A person who can pull off the name Guapo Joe is a complete stud. He’s the smoothest guy on the block, but don’t let his good looks fool you. He is not the dude to mess with.

Guapo Joe is probably Spanish, but either way he is a beast and will probably steal your girl. He is an intelligent man that knows when to talk and when to just sit back and observe.
Friend: Yo who’s that guy getting all the girls over there? I want to go show him up.
Other Friend: Oh, that’s Guapo Joe. Get used to it, he’s a beast. And don’t mess with him, you will regret it.
by Louis Martin Inguanzo June 1, 2020
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