Goon Titting

The art of concealing cask wine in your breast region in order to smuggle alcohol into a venue or event.

Prior to an event, a woman decides it is an opportunity for Goon Titting. She removes the silver bladder of wine from the box and tactfully inserts it into her sports bra so as to appear as though she is has a large bust, but rather is concealing 2 litres of organic wine.

by Thrupple September 26, 2023

Tits

Something that men fantasize all day and all night.

Nate is so fond of tits that he dreams of different shapes of tits every night when he goes to bed.

by rapiding February 15, 2017

Tits

tits is a tits defined from tits

tits is tits tits is tits

by ore wa oppai May 9, 2021

2nd Wife Tits

Refers to the "enhanced" breasts of a trophy wife...

My new stepmom has huge 2nd wife tits.

by Iowa boy June 25, 2025

Tit

Too sensitive; squishy

Just do it! You're being a tit right now, man!

by Nyashchan June 24, 2022

tits on a bicycle

Something completely unbelievable.
Used the same way as "christ on a bike"

"ah fuck, tits on a bicycle!"

by dogfuccr September 9, 2018

Flick Tits October

Flick Tits October mean you have the whole month pass to Fuck a girls tits. Might as well motorboat that’s hit while your at it.

Dude:1 It’s Flick tits October

Dude:2 what’s that?

Dude:3 it means u can flick a girls tits during October whenever u want

by Flick tit October October 1, 2019