Slap ass day

Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.

April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches

by Ppoorrttiiaa March 31, 2022

A Slap Away

A term often used for not so macho men who demonstrate they may be gay or are too effeminate.

"I swear that dude is a slap away from sucking dick"

by Zombiewriter75 April 2, 2022

Oscar Slap

When you get slapped after making a joke about someone’s partner.

I made a joke about her lover and she Oscar slapped me.

by FreshWords April 2, 2022

Scoop Slap

Quick motion of lifting up and then slapping down someones breast (usually a female) with the intent for it to sting. Bonus points if you clip the nipple.

(Sort of akin to a towel snap)

I roasted her too hard and she scoop slapped me!

by Hyde P April 5, 2022

Slap ass week

A week where you can slap anyone ass without them getting mad April 3-9

Can I slap your ass because it's slap ass week

by Heckmeister April 6, 2022

slaps

food that is good

damn this food slaps

by foodslaps April 6, 2022

The Slap

Keep his wife’s name out your fucking mouth

Hey james
Hi
Did you see The Slap

by Roman Patenaude April 7, 2022