nasty hand

Good at hand jobs. When someones hands know their way around a dick

Damn bro I heard you and Hannah might have got together huh? Oh yeah man and lemme tell ya she got a nasty hand

by Underground_Defs February 22, 2018

Hands of Christ

Also known as ChristHands,
The cupping shape you make with your hands to pick up beverages when eating messy finger food - thus leaving the drink container free of grease and muck.

"If you want any of my drink make sure you Hands of christ it."

"hey..Oi, ChristHands bitch!"

by loza569 January 20, 2009

Hand Horny

a celebration of pleasure

pronounced - 'hand CHorny'

Ryan I got filled in a good way i made a 'HAND HORNY'

by The Oil June 3, 2010

Pringle Hands

Unable to hold an asset with any conviction. A panic seller. Synonymous with weak hands. Antonym of diamond hands.

Dave Portnoy sold his Bitcoin at $11k because he's a little bitch with pringle hands.

by DankHank808 February 22, 2021

Slow Hand Sock

A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.

Oh god my cum is everywhere!
Thats a slow hand sock!

by tackbackwards July 10, 2020

Gay hands

When you lift your forearm but leave your wrist relaxed.

I see you doing it. You're gay.

"He says he's straight but walks around doing the gay hands all the time, the closet is made of glass"

by francescunt October 29, 2021

Hand Herpes

When someone has a sexual herpes on their hand that they got from sexual activity or from a red marker

OMG that Butch witch has hand herpes

by mrstealyobish69 April 26, 2015