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Ranch Hand

When you use ranch salad dressing or ranch seasoning mixed with lotion as lube for a hand job for a zesty feel
Jenny: Why does your dick smell like ranch salad dressing?
Mike: I got a ranch hand earlier.
by AyCowboy June 8, 2014
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sweet hand love

Masturbating !!!!! Making yourself orgasm using your hand... In some ways it's better then sex because you can give it to yourself just the way you like it
I made sweet hand love to myself while reading definitions of horny on urban dictionary(;
by Sexy blonde chick December 30, 2014
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dominant hand

The hand you write with.
by threallegend December 19, 2017
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pimp'n hand

The hand most often used to slap your ho's when they dont turn up with your cash.
Man, if dat ho dont give me ma money fo dem last two johns she just blowed ahm gunna have to get out da "pimp'n hand" and chek dat bitch!
by Daryl. W September 30, 2008
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Three in the Hand

Poker game variant related to Omaha Hold'em, widespread in Hispanic groups and introduced to Anglo groups in Baja California, Southern California, Northern Mexico, Texas and Arizona.

Players receive four private cards, three of which must be combined with two of the five community cards on the board to form a poker hand . Hence the name "Three in the Hand"

By comparison Omaha or "Two in the Hand" as it in sometimes known in Hispanic communities uses just two of the four private cards to combine with three of the five community cards on the board to form a poker hand.

Betting occurs after the initial deal of four cards, after the three card flop, after the turn card and after the river card.

Like Omaha the game is often played with a high low split. Local rule variants may apply to to qualifying the low or allowing any low even pairs. Some groups require that you declare low, high or both by placing none, one or two chips in your hand at the showdown. If you declare both you must win both not just one.
Juan couldn't keep up we where switching between: Texas Hold'em, Omaha Hold'em, and Three in the Hand. He kept misreading his hand and tapped out early.

We play Omaha and "Two in the Hand", in "Two in the Hand" you have to declare like in "Three in the Hand" otherwise they are the same game.
by Mike the Monger October 21, 2009
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Verb
1. The sexual act of jerking off with one hand, and pushing your balls into your girlfriend's muff with the other.
"I was with my GF the other day, and I gave her one in the hand and two in the bush.
by Kidlover69 July 26, 2014
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Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap

When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.
(Two Guys at a club)

Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"
by noshame August 29, 2014
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