water

what we (humans) need in order to live , and be hydrated.

am so thirsty, and dehydrated. I need some water.

by 2K PEOPLE IN MY BASEMENT August 14, 2023

Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.

“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”

by Sir big peni March 10, 2018

swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.

Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.

by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023

Water

Best drink out there. Refreshing, keeps you hydrated, you can have it anytime, anywhere (anytime, anywhere in most cases). Better than lean, juice, soda, tea (any kind), or coffee. Try some, it's good.

1: Want some lean?

2: Nah, I'm good.

1: Soda?

2: No thanks.

1: Juice?

2: No, I'm good.

1: So what will you drink? Coffee tastes like shit, and don't get me started on tea.

2: Water.

1: But it has no taste!

2: So? Animals did this all the time. Water keeps me refreshed and hydrated. Try some, it's the better beverage.

Remember to drink water kids. And don't do lean.

by CC-8826 September 24, 2023

Water's Wife

Depression water's wife

Water loves Water's Wife

by Water Wife October 2, 2020

The Water Buffalo

The act of when she(or he) is receiving intercourse through the ass(or viagina), and before the man orgasms he spills her guts and shoves her face into a sink while fucker she/he in he gut cavity.

"Me and my wife did The Water Buffalo last night, shes gone now"

by Agent Rikka August 15, 2022

Mom Water

A non-carbonated line of hard "seltzers" with a variety of flavors with names like, 'Karen' and 'Julie'.

1. "hey Julie, are those Mom Water's any good?"

"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."

2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."

"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."

by PaulKatt September 14, 2022