Table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed

The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”

A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”

Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**

Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.

by Lunar enthusiast May 21, 2023

Dog water

A PERSON WHO SEARCHES IT UP ITS LITREALLY IN THE NAME

the person who is reading this right now is dog water

by Dr.Hu November 26, 2021

fresh water mariner

An individual with a substantial amount of book knowledge but little to no experience in practical application of that knowledge.

This fresh water mariner may act like he can ride a dirt track, but it's obvious from seeing his lap times he's just watched a lot of YouTube videos.

by Fred Honcho August 21, 2016

Dwaining the water

When you feed a special needs person lsd and stand in a circle yelling "nightmare nightmare nightmare" until you've cured them

Hey wanna meet up later we're going to be dwaining the water from Kim's brain

by Goddess baby April 22, 2018

Water Sealing

The act of taking superglue and filling the tip of the penis to create a water tight seal.

Jason was into gooning so naturally the next step was water sealing

by Bo Gas Ki June 28, 2025

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

hotdog water

Bad, as in, negative, referred to in the third person

You heard the CEO of Blizzard got fired?
Yea he was hotdog water, sexual harassment and all that.

by anonymous November 8, 2023