Slappers

Shlaaag a total absolute slaag

I went to the Stratford footasylum and the worker was a slappers wid glowy skin always in the back room wid an Asian following her

by Amha February 17, 2024

Sloppy Sleep

Waking up after drooling all over your face.

When I woke up today after sloppy sleeping I thought someone threw water in my face.

by sloppysleeper28 February 23, 2024

Sloppy Daniel

Sloppy Daniel: Its similar to his cousin Sloppy Joe but is a rather tangy sandwich, consisting of ground hamburger,dill pickle relish,ketchup,mustard,balsamic vinegar and tomato paste. Other forms use Heinz Chili Sauce instead of ketchup. It's true origin is unknown but some say it has always been

Oh boy! I can't wait to try one Thoes town famous Sloppy Daniels! I'll be POOBING hard after this!

by _Poober March 8, 2024

Sloppy Table

Have your girl on all fours, like a table, and fuck her doggy style while eating something messy (cheeseburger). Have the condiments and crumbs get all over her back and then cum in it.

And possibly eat it, if you're into that.

I couldn't decide if I was more hungry or horny, so we did the sloppy table.

by RaineBowe March 13, 2024

Sloppy Jill

Feeding a girl ‘laxatives’, ‘beans’ and ‘broccoli’ and waiting until she has stomach bile only coming out of her anus. Then, locking your head into a clear box whilst she fills the box with the contents of her anus, with only a straw to breath through.

“Shawty wanna give me a sloppy jill, I hope it doesn’t crust over my eyes!”
“Man, I hate when my girlfriend gives me a sloppy jill, it gets all over my bed sheets!”

by Nutfw March 23, 2024

Sloppy Bile

Feeding a girl ‘laxatives’, ‘beans’ and ‘broccoli’ and waiting until she has stomach bile only coming out of her anus. Then, locking your head into a clear box whilst she fills the box with the contents of her anus, with only a straw to breath through.

“Shawty wanna give me a sloppy bile, I hope it doesn’t crust over my eyes!”
“Man, I hate when my girlfriend gives me a sloppy bile , it gets all over my bed sheets!”

by Nutfw March 23, 2024

Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there

“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great”

by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024