meat cabinet

A derogatory euphemism for a vagina

yeah she puts A LOT of sausage in her meat cabinet

by Shelbs124 October 21, 2017

meat whisker

Something really fucked up

Hey you wanna see my meat whiskers

by MeatWhiskerer March 7, 2021

Meat cookie

A female with a fat or thick vagina

I can't wait to get a peice of her meat cookie, any women can have a camel toe but only a few have a meat cookie.

by The carnivore December 2, 2023

meat cute

A Hollywood term where an on stage relationship, creates off stage tension.

“Hey man, why are you hanging with that actress of stage?”

“Oh, we got a meat cute going on”.

by Swole Daddy May 8, 2020

Meat Bearer

A Deli Worker who is so good at their job that they have been given the title of the “Meat Bearer”

P1: “Hey, John-“
P2: “No, I am no longer “John”. Call me… The Meat Bearer”
P1: “What the fuck”

by splatic June 19, 2024

Vancouver smoked meat

A too good to be true venture, peddled by an unverified business expert that offers you 10% equity in the business in exchange for what ultimately turns out to be everything required for the said business to operate and succeed.

Oh man my wife left me when I went from 17 hour to 19 hour days working on my Vancouver Smoked Meat. Two more quarters and then we can finally list and my 10 points will show her.

by MForbes September 16, 2021

Master meat handler

A man who is either very good at cooking meat or well known for handling his cock with the ladies.

Jay is such a master meat handler he has the ladies lined up around the block.

by mack0100 July 21, 2015