E. Jones

A sasquatch like creature with red hair and who twitches their eyes alot. Smell can be deadly, especially the breath.

Used in a sentence: "Mommy, that E. Jones just ate our dog!"

by JonesJacobk March 19, 2012

E

The best letter on the alphabet
Totally not short and has a voice of a chipmunk
Totally very matured and does not play with toys (definetaly not a lie)

"E" you have nothing to say so just "E"

by Jjensjmxkduenwkdihcne May 24, 2021

E. coli Pie

Performing Analingus or eating your lady out while she farts in your face.

Jeff had a good helping of E. coli Pie last night. Lanie was a little tipsy when they got home after a wedding and felt frisky. Jeff went down on her and when he was down there she farted in his face. Jeff said "The booty was fruity but it smelled like E. coli Pie."

by Stanley Poon May 28, 2024

E

E is a word that praises the almighty Lord Marquad.

E!

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3333333333333 April 26, 2021

E

e

e

by Griffo mo October 19, 2020

E-tard

Edward

Claudia: Hey! E-tard! over hear!
Edward: Whaddya want? rape?
Claudia: You are still a piece of Faggetie !
Edward: Here comes my Grandfather cock !!!
Claudia: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ July 26, 2018

E

A holy word that was used by gods that had infinite power over everything.

God: "E"
Everything: Dies

by wasteland101 September 25, 2020