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Douche bag

Someone who walks around with a Blackberry and swears it is the coolest gadget out there when it really is a dinosaur, and then will try to hate on iPhone lovers for the sheer fun of it.

Also a Douche bag is one who spells the aforementioned word, 'douchebag' which is the incorrect spelling of the word in English.
by M.E.Joseph June 24, 2010
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douche bag

an annoying room mate who makes stupid jokes and quotes Seinfeld. laughs loudly at the wrong time. makes jokes and comments about you but gets pissed off and cries when you do it to him. takes his computer into the bathroom late at night for extended periods of time and claims "I was playing chess". Talks to his obese girlfriend who he met on Myspace and dated for three months and now plans on marrying her when you're trying to sleep. Pulls down his beat sheet when he knows you're right but doesn't want to admit it. Listens to annoyingly gay music loudly and tries to sing but he really sucks. Not just at singing but at everything. Thinks he's really great when everyone around him thinks he a complete loser. His belief of the afterlife is exploring the universe. Basically anyone like my old roommate.
my old room mate was such a douche bag. good thing he moved out
by everyday balloons January 13, 2010
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snack-in-the-bag

Sometime that happens or something you find that pleases you but it totally unexpected.
Wow I'm thirsty and I just found a dollar in my pocket,what a snack-in-the-bag.
by bobhass December 16, 2008
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Woof Bag

A bag of woofs.

Completed when a dog utters a bark and/or howl into a bag. You must seal this when completed.
"When I open the bag, it totally woofed at me. It's totally a woof bag."
by meow1234567890 August 20, 2011
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cut bags

alter the situation to one that is better then the present situation; makin moves
scotty: yo bro this sh*t is wack
Cam: yea lets cut bags and go blaze

OR

Jonny: you hungry bro?
Andy: yea lets cut bags and get some grub
by qcarter4life April 13, 2010
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douche bag

a complete jackass that has not idea what they are talking about and calls people cut bags
by V C is ur ruler August 6, 2011
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douche bag

1. a name u call someone whos an idiot
2. something used to clean ur vagina, usually used after ur period.
1. he is such a douche bag!!!
2. my friend looked up the word douche bag on wikipedia and it said a bag for douching.
by xcometxrulesx October 16, 2010
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