Spit n' Slap

Typically a redneck thing, the act of picking up dry dirt/clay from the ground, spittin on it, and then slapping it on something/someone.
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)

Person 1: "Hey bro check this out!" (Picks up dirt and spits on it)
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"

by Waferthyme September 6, 2018

Chuck Slap

The act of slapping an inferior being with a low-top Chuck Taylor shoe, most commonly in the face, usually in the form of a sneak attack from behind.

Also known as: Peasant splat (A more extreme form)

After the peasant's unsanctioned disrespect, it was essential that he received a swift chuck slap. He was lucky I didn't peasant splat his ass.

by Mershon Jr. December 7, 2011

somalian slap

When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner

"Did you somalian slap that bitch"

by Andy grapes May 5, 2018

slap happy grandpappy

in a forced alliance of marriage with your big fat granny.
unfunny at times but elitist humor

oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.

1: whos those boomers there!!!!
2: your big fat granny with yur slap happy grandpappy

by yourswagindiegf November 26, 2021

Slap

Slap is an alternative word for cool, awesome or radical

I had a 'SLAP' time last weekend, That food was 'SLAP'

by Quality Assuraaaah! June 10, 2021

Slap

the act of playing pickleball with vigor and enthusiasm.

Does anyone want to play pickleball? It’s a beautiful day to slap.

by chcknggt July 28, 2022

//slapped

When you slap yourself

I forgot to turn off the oven //slapped

by ThatGuyCalledQ April 13, 2016