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Insecure Black Hole

A guy who appears to be absolutely incapable of taking hints, but actually isn't. He just lacks self-confidence and doesn't want to completely embarrass himself by assuming that those hints are real, because he's not sure that his girlfriend is reciprocating those feelings or if she's just messing with him.
"My boyfriend is denser than a black hole."

"He's an insecure black hole, girl. He knows what you want him to do. He's just extremely shy and doesn't want to just assume things, lest he will make you uncomfortable. You have to be completely sincere to him, and you'll probably have to spell things out for him. Patience is key."

"Well, now he just sounds like even more of a loser."

"And you sound like a narcissist who thinks that a man has to be confident in order to be worth your time. That toxic mindset is never going to pick up any guys. Looks are nothing; personality is everything. He's a sweet guy, and you're an inflexible jackass."

"I want a man who can use his words."

"He has social anxiety. Did you know that? But by all means, why don't you go ahead and explode at him for being shy? I'm sure he would take that really well. Do you want to be the reason that someone committed suicide because they can't afford to see a therapist?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 18, 2021
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blung hole

One of a vast majority of holes on alien life forms, typically used for pleasure
example:

zeepleglorp: "man zoober krass fisted my blung hole last night. that was a rough experience not gunna lie.
by SoupCat December 8, 2024
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Gimp Hole

Often refers to someone's mouth that has been active or talking for too long often hanging open like a YouTubers thumbnail . . because they think the more words they say the better their odds of winning the argument are... How foolish 0
"God dammit shut your fucking gimp hole" "hey i can smell your gimp hole from here try closing it" and my favorite

"i'm sorry madam but your gimp hole appears to be running allow me to catch it" *walks away*
by TRH Insanity March 2, 2022
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Butt hole

Butt hole

Ugly fat red
by Braline May 26, 2018
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Sass hole

Some one who is being really sassy
God! Did you you see Shadynasty today . She told me that she would roast my intelligence but it's like punching fog, theres nothing there. What a Sass hole
by Da Donald gone wild July 30, 2016
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Vax Hole

A karen who refuses to were a mask because she "claims" to have the covid vaccine. There are also someone who bitches all day about having the covid vaccine and how it make them a moral superior; even though they are not.
Shop employee: "Miss, I need you to were a mask,"

Karen: "i have the covid vaccine so i don't need to were a mask!"

Shop employee: "Miss I need you to get out of the store because you don't have a mask."

Karen: "I have the cobid vaccine and doctor Fauci says that I dont have to were one if I am fully vaxed."

Shop employee: *rolls eyes

Karen: Bitch fight me

Shop employee: *says to self "Karen your such a vax hole
by Yukihira_Senpai June 2, 2021
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K hole

The feeling you get while disassociating to a Khruangbin album.
Did you hear that new Khruangbin album? Shit put me into a k hole immediately
by Fort Collings April 5, 2024
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