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Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise
He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.
by FireFuego May 20, 2025
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Flounder Cake

When he dressed like Nicki Minaj he looked like a flounder cake.
by Vladious October 31, 2011
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Nike elite pound cake

When u got a Nike elite backpack while eating some pound cake
“ yo this Nike elite is thug and so is this pound cake” Nike elite pound cake
by Nikeelitepoundcake September 28, 2025
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dusty crab cake

Where you throw dust into her ass then eat it.
Bro I gave this girl the Dusty Crab Cake
by Jack McFuck Nut June 8, 2016
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prune cake

The sight of a large number of scrotums
Suddenly they were all on top of her, and it looked like prune cake for a while.
by Sunsweet October 19, 2010
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cake buff

buff the ass.

when a character is lacking some ASSests.
ME: "Aamon's skin just dropped today and man it looks kina fineeee."
Friend: "Fine?? Babe, he lacking that cake."
Me: "Now that you point that out his ass is a pancake and it ain't a fluffy one! OMG! I hope they buff his cake soon."
Friend: "Moonton cake buff pls."
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retard cake

the more exaggerated term for cake ( cake: referring to the size of someones fat ass )
or if the retarded kid has a nice ass.
yo Asad look over there that special kid got got some mad "retard cake"
by SenpaiSofu December 17, 2019
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