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You-up Text

(Conjunction) You-up Text

When your mans gets a new haircut n' beard trim and he's feelin fresh. With this newly found kick in his step, his confidence has maxed out seemingly over minutes. Unfortunately, It does not stop there, and after a few hours it has slowly built up to a ninja turtle level -

50,000 African American men underwent a double blind study. The urge for most feels unquenchable and must be relieved immediately. Temporarily trapped in a delusional state, optimism blinds the humans ability to function normally, including but not limited to the tracking of time.

This often occurs after midnight when bitches and hoodrats are already asleep. Your mans may also become confused asking 'you-up' when he is clearly already talking to an alert human who may or may not have been awake previous to the conversation's inception.
-"Eyyy Shakisha, you-up?"

-I am now wtf It's two a.m. why u rang so late nigga thefk wichuboi u know i work at the laundromat tomorrow mornin shit i swear dumbass if i h- **Click** .....

-Hello?

-Ayo Cornesha, 'You-up'?

- You-Up Text
by Yale Literary Definition Inc. November 30, 2022
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You mad butt

This use of the term butt means ur just pussy or ur mad corny.
Yo nah shawty you mad butt son like u be on no Timing
by JY. April 28, 2022
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IF YOU ARE HERE ELOSANTA

A sound played when someone subscribes to Tinder famous, multi-millionaire Twitch streamer "elosanta"
IF YOU ARE HERE ELOSANTA I WILL MAKE SURE YOU PERMABANNED!
by DrututtsLittleKitten' September 27, 2022
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what are you smoking?

when someone thinks you may be acting weird due to drugs, mostly said as a joke and they probs dont rlly think ur on drugs. say this to people when they say cringy crap or are just weird.
owen: what are you smoking? LOL
mike: I'm smoking your mom
by MonicaChan April 19, 2022
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Told you so

by VRNAQLR February 11, 2022
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You ain't ever

When someone tells you that they have done something, but you call their bluff.
For instance, "This movie kicked it into full gear." - What someone says
"You ain't ever been in 3rd gear before." - Reply
by Jim Wopo August 2, 2021
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