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average white girl

A creature that often posts pictures of Starbucks on Instagram and wears yoga pants, and ugg boots and ALWAYS has an iPhone i her hand
by Teller of truths November 11, 2013
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basic white girl

1. Bad attitude

2. Wears Ugg boots

3. Wears Converse shoes

4. Wears anything that is in style

5. Lives on social media

6. Acts like life is hard

7. Acts older than she really is

8. Takes selfies all the time

9. Lives on phone

10. Thinks she is different but is just another stereotypical white girl

11. "I have a lot of friends"

12. Complains about friends

13. Always knows how many followers she has on Instagram

14. Looks at her own selfies

15. Denies that she is cliché

16. Texts friends instantly, but nobody else

17. Acts better then everyone under her age

18. Gets mad over unnecessary reasons

19. Wears leggings atleast 3 times each week

20. Wears shirts not from her time period that she knows nothing about

21. Has stale/overused quotes as wallpaper on phone

22. Has an excessive amount of selfies with her and her friends on phone

23. Watches whatever is popular on Netflix

24. Drives or wants a Volkswagen Beetle for car

25. Lazy but acts and dresses like she is an athlete
"She is just another basic white girl." -David
"Agreed" -Gillian
by BrainExplosion April 24, 2017
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White Collar Sweatshop

An office populated by so-called white collar professionals who are forced to work not only during regular hours, but also at home, in the evenings, weekends, holidays and “vacations” in order to complete projects on time – this only to receive more projects with even more ridiculous deadlines. Often these deadlines are so tight because of the poor planning and shortsightedness of management. Management justifies this slave driving by paying these workers in the neighborhood of $70,000 a year, which is less than 1% of the company’s total revenue.
Man Jeff is always working, he barely gets any time with his family." "Yeah but he makes like $70,000 a year so that's the trade off." "I thought he went to college so he WOULDN'T have to work hours like that." "No he went to college so he could work in a white collar sweatshop.
by MastaRoe May 15, 2011
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White Woman Syndrome

In the workplace, the peculiar condition that turns a friendly, kind white woman co-worker into a raging bitch as soon as she becomes the boss. White woman syndrome is the result of a woman's internal gender need to prove to everybody that despite being female, she's just as competent and effective as her male counterparts. A boss affected with white woman syndrome fulfills this gender need not by actually managing well and performing good work, but rather by micromanaging, insulting, and being condescending to her employees.

This condition does not seem to affect any other race/gender combination, just white females.
My co-worker Ashlie was so sweet, but as soon as she got promoted, her white woman syndrome kicked in. Now she yells at me for being 5 minutes late to work.

My boss has white woman syndrome. She questioned my competence at 8 a.m. this morning for not immediately proofreading a letter I got at 10 p.m. last night.

She was so nice during the interview, but my boss must have had white woman syndrome because now she treats me like I'm 8 years old.
by tortured employee November 7, 2010
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white and gold dress

(noun.) Absolute bullshit that all started on the dreadful day February 26, 2015. Like, people fightiNG over if the dress is gold and white or is it blue and black.
"is the dress gold and white or is it blue and black?"
"the white and gold dress is absolute bullshit, that's what it is."
by ny00m_ February 27, 2015
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White boy lips

When they are so paper thin you can get not one, but two paper cuts on your lips just from one make out session.
Our make out sessions are lack luster because he has a bad case of, "White boy lips".
by Melissa Berkoff September 18, 2013
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Basic White Girl

A girl who is "normal" and does whatever all the other white girls do.
Loves Starbucks, Adidas, Pink, Uggs, Birkenstock, and has 50+ Snapchat streaks that they CANNOT lose or they will die.
Boy crazy.
Girl puts a selfie of her with Starbucks on her story.
BOY: "She's such a basic white girl dude!"
by PizzaSavage November 11, 2017
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