Peanut Butter and Scharmfen

A Peanut Butter and Scharmfen is a sandwich with peanut butter and cyanide with 15 grams of uranium

Hey! Do you want a Peanut Butter and Scharmfen?

by ChristmasMarcus7 August 27, 2025

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Scunter Butter

The mix of vaginal juice and semen

Man I dropped a huge load in Jenni last night she had a little scunter butter dripping down her leg
Or
Mans Jenni and I had sex last night and I had scunter butter all over my dick

by Sweet Moonshine 75 August 28, 2025

Buttering

A verb depicting the sexual act of two partners rubbing or griding their assholes together in order to gain sexual satisfaction. Similar to the act of scissoring.

Bob and I enjoyed an intense session of buttering last night.
We melded together buttering and it was fantastic!!

by EHWaz August 29, 2025

Princess Butter Finger

Paris, those who know🙏🏼

Princess butter finger and da sound machine

by hush kitten September 6, 2025

Furry Butter

The greasy material that is built up over time inside a fur suit that has not been cleaned for a prolonged period of time, as often happens. You can eventually scrape it with a knife to get a swath of butter.

It is made up of sebum, sweat lipids, keratin debris from flaking skin, and bacterial/fungal growth.

You better clean that suit - I can smell the furry butter buildup from here.

by anon gamer September 9, 2025

Buttered noodle

A person without tattoos

"Oh man, you don't have tattoos? You're a buttered noodle."

by anonymous September 12, 2025