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Plant dick

When a plant-based eating guy gets erections that won’t quit. Much like your household’s favorite phallic vegetables.

See also: multiple orgasms
See also: vegan
by Satisfied_XO February 2, 2019
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Dick Sweat

when a person works out then rubs his wrist on his groin
yo nigga dont tough me with that dick sweat!
by fagpartol May 22, 2018
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dick pic

by alienware64 May 24, 2018
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Dick Switch

When a when a guy who’s usually a dick will change his personality entirely around attractive females.
Dick man*to his friends*: you’re such a bitch and you’re fat i hate you
Dick man*to an attractive woman*: I cant wait to go save sea turtles and did I mention I love your hair today?

this dick, just had a dick switch
by AM2000 May 25, 2018
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Chip and Dick

When someone cuts off someones head and dips their penis in their throat. Originally invented in Russia.
Russian 1: You want to do some Chip and Dick tonight?
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.
by SomeFuckingLoser May 25, 2018
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Dick Hands

A girl with really soft hands and knows how to massage your dick well.
You have great Dick hands! Ahhh I love it when you touch my dick .
by Peanutbuttervibezz April 18, 2018
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Dick raper

A person who goes around town targeting teenagers grabbing their dick jerking it off and selling their cum to Russian scientists
He was a dick raper
by Kk ligma July 7, 2019
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