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Bean squat

The experienced nurses commented that new orderly at the nursing home didn't know "bean squat" about working with alzheimer patients.
by MTPackerBacker August 1, 2016
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Beaning

The act of receiving a footjob from the woman behind the counter of a Spar Deli using Heinz Beans
Hey, what time are we beaning at?”
by #1 Dole Merchant November 3, 2023
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The BEAN (Chicago)

This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.

Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.

The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.

Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
The Bean (Chicago) is a structure that has been around for centuries, its true purpose is unknown
by Garads July 9, 2024
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Bean stock

When a homie encounters a bean company that sells stocks. This is only available to the free food club of America.
Ryan - you Buy that bean stock yet?
Steven- nah but I heard you have to be apart of the free food club of America.
Ryan- you trying to join?
Steven - of course that sounds great! I’d love to invest in some nice bean Stock!

Ryan- I’ll account for your 100 new stocks of beans!
by Compound dyslexic January 3, 2022
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Shelly beans

Shelly beans and Kelly beans make the world go round
by anonymous June 12, 2025
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Bean-Busted

When you fracture your clavicle because a can of beans was thrown at you full force directly onto your clavicle.
Get bean busted, you stinky idiot! Haha, look at him, he just got bean-busted!
by The big bean March 7, 2021
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BEANS

Can be a verb, noun and adjective.

Commonly referred to as "the beans"
John said "giver the beans" before mark crashed his vehicle highly intoxicated
by GOBBLESSHOSS May 29, 2023
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