ass panda

a result of rough anal, which leaves the anus black and bruised, resulting in the brown eye resembling a panda's eye.

"oh my god i have the mother of all ass panda"

"we got carried away last night, you should see my ass panda"

by daisy27 August 26, 2006

Fuck ass.

An insult commonly used by individuals such as TEH LEE in reference to bitches and other cunts that are found to be annoying or in any way douchey.

Hey, fuck ass, shut the hell up...bitch.

by bl December 7, 2004

ass-chat

When a person (especially a customer) stands behind you, asking questions, while you're bent over doing a task.

Customer (seeks someone bent over): "Excuse me, where are your kids books? Oh, wait, do you work here?"

Bookseller #1: *Gets up* "They are right over there."

Bookseller #1 to Bookseller #2: "Why did she ass-chat me instead of waiting until I got up, or just ask you?"

by McCloskey February 4, 2010

slap ass

to beat someones ass

i am going to fucking slap ass after school

by Jen Laurderdale June 17, 2008

ass bet

Verb, To make use of services (or receive item) and have no intent on making payment or exchanging favor.

I'm gonna ass bet me sandwich from the deli, soon as he hands it over, i'm out!

by alex April 28, 2003

ass muncher

a true ass hole

some one who munches lots of ass

shrooms: ily bitchh.
annitto: -_____________-
shrooms: fucking ass muncher

by shroomsyo April 9, 2010

kick in the ass

1. An occurence, remark, reply, or otherwise any given situation which genuinely causes momentary distress or disdain to the point that one tightens his or her sphincter, as if preparing to be kicked in the ass. (Also spelled using hyphens, like so; Kick-In-The-Ass, so as to accentuate that the phrase is to be used, or acknowledged as one word.)

2. Literally, a kick in the ass.

1. After working all week, and breaking his back for an ungrateful boss, Rob's paycheck was a real kick in the ass.

2. When Rob bent over to pick up his paycheck, his boss gave him a kick in the ass.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 4, 2010