Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.

Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.

by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025

slip slap nigga goose

A “Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure” reference.

Conversation that accidentally says “slip slap nigga goose”: slip slap nigga goose”

Jojo stan: is that a jojo reference?!?!

by steven pharmer October 20, 2020

Courtesy Slap

A second mandatory stroke on the butt after the first

Never one without two, give her a good courtesy slap! - everyone

by Marx Twain January 29, 2016

Slap

This is another word for leave. Mostly used but younger people under 22.

guy 1: What time are you going to slap work today?
guy 2: around 5pm
guy 1: ok

by KillerRhino1919 November 5, 2020

Slaps

When something is made of incredible quality

This pizza really slaps!

by Cloyster Destroyer September 3, 2018

Meat slap

The meat slap also known as the clapper slapper, the dick swatter and the pisser poke is a sexual action in which a male partner or a chick with a dick slaps their sexual partner in the face with their dick. Commonly seen being used by prison inmates and hobos.

“Bro did you hear that Andrew got meat slapped by Lila list night?”

by ohz999 November 19, 2023

wap slap

When you accidentally (or intentionally) wack your partners' body/face with your wang.

Dirty Shirley needed a good wap slappin' to loosen up after last night's AA meeting...

by PorkNPussy March 19, 2016