A male who has simian features, or resembles a monkey, either physically or in his personality. First used about a dog with mange, who with his hairless face, resembled a chimp.
by HeadRock Dogs October 3, 2008
Get the monkey boy mug.A cutesy name a man may call his significant other. The name is intended as a compliment and is used by the man to communicate fondness for a woman. Depending on the woman in question, however, the term may be interpreted as an insult. If the man wants to insure that the female is not offended, he must carefully chose the timing and tone of voice he will use.
The term should be used to describe a female companion when the following criterion have been met:
A) the male loves to call his significant other by cute pet names on a regular basis
B) the male never likes to use the same pet name twice
C) all standard names (e.g. cutey pie, honey pie, sweetie, noogums, sugar, pookie, tenderoni, etc.) have been exhausted.
The term should be used to describe a female companion when the following criterion have been met:
A) the male loves to call his significant other by cute pet names on a regular basis
B) the male never likes to use the same pet name twice
C) all standard names (e.g. cutey pie, honey pie, sweetie, noogums, sugar, pookie, tenderoni, etc.) have been exhausted.
Example #1
Gentleman: So, how is my favorite little monkey muffin today?
Lady friend: Thanks for asking honey. I am feeling quite good.
Example #2
Gentleman: So, how is my favorite little monkey muffin today?
Lady friend: What the f*** is that supposed mean?
Gentleman: So, how is my favorite little monkey muffin today?
Lady friend: Thanks for asking honey. I am feeling quite good.
Example #2
Gentleman: So, how is my favorite little monkey muffin today?
Lady friend: What the f*** is that supposed mean?
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