Bean

The dumbest thing you could ever call someone. If you’ve ever called someone bean you deserve the death penalty and to die the slowest most painful death possible. You deserve even worse if it’s used to talk about a significant other or a guy/girl best friend.

Bean guess what just happened. Hey bean hows it going?

by human toaster oven February 9, 2021

cool beans

What normie parents say when they first discover "humor" and want to seem cool. Most often used in place of approving/encouraging words like " nice " or "awesome."

person: I got an A+ on my essay!
uncool person: Cool beans.

by confusedindigo March 5, 2020

Beans

Beans are things that you would put in ur pocket

"Ima put my hand in my pocket*yucky bean noises* oh beans :O"

by RattleMeBones509 November 19, 2021

sugar my beans

To sugar ones beans is the act of unclogging a toilet with ones hand and using the poop water to favor foods such as BBQ chicken, pork or to use on salads.

Please do not sugar my beans tonight, I throw up all night at the teaser of fecal matter and urnine...the little pieces of toilet paper were as disgusting being i thought they were part of the salad. Why won’t you sugar my beans, that’s messed up!

by Puffer43 September 9, 2020

Flick the bean

Susie Halliday on big man Scarlett’s story

Flick the bean is another word used for female masturbation.

Ellie:The lads are all going round talking about your pussy, saying flick that bean.

Susie:wouldn’t be surprised my name is linked to slut

by BossManStan&DHS September 14, 2018

raw-beaning

A form of extreme veganisim where you practice unprotected sex.

After shopping at the co-op on Saturday morning Jack will be raw-beaning it fill Jill.

by cleankarren November 2, 2023

beans

money

how much many beans you have??????????!?!?!?!@?!?!???!@:L;lwqrisgtfyu gsfyu
beans many i have, over 456546276734627346723427315678430 duodecillion beands

by hdijasdo;iawsjdoisdkofp sdjmdj September 12, 2022