a figure of speech to illustrate when a person takes one viewpoint with one audience, but will take the opposite viewpoint with another in efforts to be liked or create harmony.
-That politician is petting both sides of the cat.
-When your Mom shares Pro-Trump Facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he's a racist you would be correct to say: "Mom, you are petting both sides of the cat."
-When your Mom shares Pro-Trump Facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he's a racist you would be correct to say: "Mom, you are petting both sides of the cat."
by Jeff Pants October 4, 2016
Get the petting both sides of the catmug. A phrase created by emergency services personnel who were trying to euthanaise a cat. The cats head was found to be incredibly strong. It is know used to describe anything especially strong. Often used to describe an erection. Now frequently used by TV commentators when calling AFL games.
Hey jonesy did you see that hot chick?
Yes, she got me harder than a cats head
diamond hard on erection
Yes, she got me harder than a cats head
diamond hard on erection
by Pipksi September 16, 2013
Get the Harder than a cats headmug. by yOU PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHO WROTE THIS. August 23, 2003
Get the Taco Bell Catmug. by tpq August 24, 2014
Get the come meet my catmug. They had just made it to the bedroom, and Helena was taking her top off when Bryce asked, "Can my cat watch?"
Bryce slept alone with his cat that night.
Bryce slept alone with his cat that night.
by scodder June 29, 2010
Get the can my cat watch?mug. by cosmnik December 8, 2021
Get the cats are liquid: a light in the shadowsmug. Popularly used on Facebook messenger as a booty call. Much like the aubergine emoji has become to mean 'penis' the cat kneading dough gif has become the gif form of 'netflix and chill'.
by Chrysippus103 July 12, 2017
Get the Cat kneading dough gifmug.