slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019

google-slap

To render someone shocked by images in

a search engine.

Teacher told us to put "the birth of Jesus" into the search engine & I got google-slapped before I got to the Jesus part - yuck!

by Morgiesut August 10, 2017

Sweat Slap

The act of slapping something on a sweaty body to which it will stick.

“DJ just sweat slapped that uno card on his face and it sticks! It’s like has frog skin.”

by Kylos19 January 5, 2023

Slapping Bone

The act of one masturbating so vigorously that the skin tears off the handlers member and they are left stroking only bone.

Dude 1:'What's that noise'
Dude 2:'Oh, Will's just slapping bone...'
Dude 1:'Sounds grim'

by SM130definition May 9, 2011

bootlicka slap

a slap to back of the neck not to hurt but to be loud and disrespectful

he has such a goffy neck its perfect for a bootlicka slap

by barrythenewsguy September 7, 2010

Slap trumpet

When you slap someone's butt, and they squeak (like a trumpet) Hence, slap trumpet.

The guys kept pulling slap trumpets on their teamates.

by Formerly known as, MouseCop October 11, 2021

Tit Slap

Typically used as a term to define an idiot or stupid person; Also can be used to define a idiotically crazy person bravely doing "Jackass" stunts

1. Dude, Jeremy is such a fucking tit slap for that motorcycle accident, he thought he is Steve-o the dumbass.
2. What do you mean that it is a justifiable killing, you tit slap!
3. Politics is for tit slaps that wanted to have power over everything.

by Wendigo231 June 19, 2022