Norwegian Corneal Eye-Pissing

While receiving oral sex, the act of suddenly jerking back, extricating the penis from the mouth and simultaniously urinating in the eye of the "sucker." Practiced first by the Vikings in the late 8th and early 9th centuries.

Fuck! I just got nailed by a Norwegian Corneal Eye-Pissing

by deanmono & zilla December 28, 2006

one eye up the chimney

A person with eyes that look in different directions from each other.

Sometimes it happens after a person gets very intoxicated.

When Mandy sits down to watch TV she has one eye on the

TV and the other eye is up the chimney.

Simon got so pissed he's got one eye up the chimney.

by Dizzylizzy118 July 23, 2009

taking pictures with your eyes.

When you get so high that you can see pictures in your eyes. When each movement is in slow motion and each move you make is a picture.

"Damn bro. This weed is so good "

"looks like you're "taking pictures with your eyes."

by Sweetcurliez October 10, 2009

Willy Wonkas Swollen Eye

The asshole itself when it puffs out after taking an extremely large dump.

I had a real Willy Wonkas Swollen Eye after I dropped that load off in the toilet.

by Cologino September 11, 2009

puppy dog eyes emoji

when you wanna say please or when someone is being cute

someone says i love you and you don't know how to answer but you are touched: *insert puppy dog eyes emoji*

by reaching out hand emoji December 17, 2019

Text your eyes off

The modern day communication equivalent to "Talk your ears off." To say that you've been sending so many text messages or such a long text that the person's eyes reading it will figuratively fall off.

"So anyway, sorry to text your eyes off, but that's what I've been feeling."

"Holy shit, you sure know how to text someone's eyes off!"

by ahrefodiggsy March 17, 2012

A bird has many eyes

"A bird has many eyes" is a saying which is mostly found in UK culture. A bird can see from the sky and the ground. It refers to situation, which can be interpreted in many ways. The perspective is crucial. The angle one might look at a problem, etc.

Timmy:I believe McCarthy is too old to be top dog
James: A bird has many eyes
Timmy: What?
James: It depends how you look at it
Timmy:I guess you are right, its just my opinion

by JayJaylikeylikey November 19, 2020