Bean

Charlie

Such a bean

by TheTrueBean March 29, 2020

double bean burrito

The act of two people rolling up in one blanket

Man Lisa and I got into a double bean burrito.

by GraphiteText January 27, 2019

Stuffed Bean

Being filled with high amounts of cum to the point of discomfort

Hey dude! Isn't Samantha so attractive? I just wanna make her a stuffed bean!

by Nugg Boy May 21, 2019

mrs bean

the smart sexy funny beautiful wife of mr. bean who is overlooked because she’s not as stupid as him. deserves more recognition

i saw mr bean’s wife mrs bean reciting all the numbers of pi. truly one of the smartest women out there.

by crackwh0r3 November 14, 2020

Matthew Bean

Someone who got annoyed that their name wasn't in the urban dictionary so got me to add it.

"Hello Matthew Bean"
"Hello"

by Xocrone September 16, 2020

Bean Addict

Addiction to beans is very serious. Its when a person is very obsessed with beans and always talks about them. Bean addicts or as they like to call themselves 'professional bean' or 'bean enthusiast' always like to tell people random facts about beans. They also listen to bean songs. I, myself, know a bean addict their name is Caitlin and their addiction is slowly getting worse, she always tells me random bean facts and sends me bean pics. I am very concerned for her mental health. If you too know someone with this problem please get them treated before it starts spiralling out of control, after it gets to that stage there is no going back. So please get help for your bean loving friends and family members. (Don't worry about Caitlin she will be fine... i hope.) Also take note that large consumptions of beans can cause severe, aggressive farting issues.

Person1: omg i think that girl is a Bean Addict.
Person2: oh yeah thats Caitlin.
Caitlin: BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS

by NakedRoleMat33 November 20, 2021

Cool as beans

To stick your finger in another mans anus, remove sniff and possibly lick, then insert back into your own anus during homosexual acts.

Alex was cool as beans all summer long.

by El Toros May 21, 2021