King of Clubs

The opposite of King of Spades,
while the suit of spades, the king desires to see his wife with other man. In the suit of clubs or Clover, the king wants to laydown with as many women is possible during his lifetime.
in the suit of clubs, the Cuck is the Queen.

Most likely to be seen be himself, while his wife talks with other girls making the good well-known "Cake"

"My husband loves when i make him some cake! He says his wife is the best cook ever!" - Queen of Clubs talking about the King of Clubs

by CuckQueenOfClubs March 9, 2024

DIMPLE KINGS

These are employees who leave dimples or (dents) in the product they working on and thinks it looks good

The dimple kings here at work were trained by KING DIMPLE himself and and now it has cost us to lose customers

by The4 deers March 11, 2019

Ryker King

Ryker King is in fact a king... a king at sucking phat cock!

"Ryker king is acting a little fruity."

by Crippleddwarf 69 June 12, 2018

King wizard

When you are too good to be true, and have lived long enough to believe in yourself

How did you know that?
Well im the king wizard

by Breezybabie February 21, 2022

ludo king

the greatest game known to mankind

person 1: wanna play some ludo king?
person 2: FUCK YES.

by eddiemunsonshat January 13, 2023

king doobie

King of doobies. Commonly seen in a spaceship. Highly dangerous. Uses a false sense of security to render opponents unable to maintain a serious demeanor. Often accompanied by a seemingly ridiculous aura reminiscent of a cartoon character. If encountered, attempt to maintain composure and a straight face and disregard your urge to care about your image.

King Doobie doesn't fuck around but he makes it hard not to laugh before you die.

by Weweresupposedtogetmarried April 22, 2017

king tuts tomb

when you cover your entire arm in toilet paper, and then put it up your ass.

Steven was ready to perform King Tuts Tomb on himself while his girlfriend watched.

by stinkysan July 31, 2025