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John

A man with a very large merle, usually above 6 inches
John has the biggest merle of all guys I know
by Great dude MC dudeface December 30, 2016
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tropical john

A passionate pineapple full of sweet juices, harvested from the flavor mines of the deep Congo. This is a very controversial issue as child labor extensively used, hence the name john
Make me a beautiful symphony of smoothie flavors with a tropical John
by Mikachu April 26, 2015
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John Drillinger

A modern-day bank robber who packs a DeWalt 20V Max Cordless instead of a Glock, and bores open vault-doors using 1/2" cobalt and titanium twist-bits instead of dynamite.
Since wielding a power tool is usually less intimidating or "convincing" than brandishing a loaded firearm, John Drillinger usually works at night when da bank is closed, and thus he doesn't have to rely on da compliance of others to gain access to da desired loot.
by QuacksO April 12, 2023
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the best thing in the world , a person who obliterates everything else in his terms of cuteness , intelligence , strength and intimidation . the unseen god of this world
"John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose is godly , hes a damn treasure"
by Child Le Ultimate June 16, 2022
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John McGlinn

One who is a complete and utter unit. A John McGlinn is nothing short of a “playa” and encourages having his dick sucked as the so called grand prize to his senseless games.
He just gave mork 3 points for an ass pic. He’s such a John McGlinn.
by Costa1234 July 25, 2019
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John Rosado Anderson

The ultimate stoner
He is also strong and even though he looks overweight, he has a six-pack underneath and can snap your neck but won't because he's too much of a stoner.
God dammit John Rosado Anderson, please stop smoking weed,
by Andithegamercat2 March 29, 2023
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