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Poof guys

Guys that go "poof" out of nowhere. You meet them and they are amazing or so you think, and you really hit it off. They text you and maybe even call you. Then they just disappear off the face of the planet. Never to talk to you or see you again. No explanation. They are either douchebags, or they didn't get what they wanted, or they used you and are onto the next unsuspecting girl.
That guy never called me back! Everything was going great, then he was gone! he's one of those "poof guys."
by SFisbetterthanchicago August 26, 2013
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FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo)

Someone who stands around and has some authority position in the world. Doesn't pick up a finger to actually do something, but will stand there with their very nice polo shirt and tell others what to do. Always have a better way to do something. Usually unsolicited opinions come from FGIP as well.
Dude, I am tired of working my ass off, look at all those FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo) over there, standing around, doing nothing, shuffling papers, and stuffing their fat necks.
by DragonSlayer90210 September 12, 2013
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Guy Mucket

A Pubic Wig used to cover genitals or the area above the penis.
That Dude used a Guy Mucket to cover his hairless sack.
by True Daddy December 30, 2011
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Holy, Guy

A phrase used by Aboriginal (first nations, inuit, metis) people to exclaim amazement, such as holy shit or oh my god. Most of the people who use this term are poor and uneducated. This term originated in in mid-western Canada (Saskatchewan).
(A guy just fell over)

- Eh! Holy, guy. Just fuckin' falls over, guy. What a dumb boyo.
by Tristian. February 28, 2011
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Yeah guys

The Guys at the gym who yell out YEAH! when entering the gym, or after finishing of workout.

These guys normally wear loose singlets, have huge muscles and also many tattoos.

Often friends with trainers and other huge roid raging yeah guys.
Guy 1: Wow, that guys lifting like 150kgs.

Yeah Guys:(after he lifts the weights): YEAAAHHHH!!
by johns11150 March 3, 2011
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Ry Guy Jones

Ry Guy Jones HUGE.indapants.hashtag
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Guy Rope

A small rope that ties around a penis to make it look larger than it actually is, due to the swelling it causes
Jody uses a guy rope so that his junk will fit in his thong, not that it works but it makes him feel better.
by greatscotsman August 21, 2011
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