grills my cheese

a state of agitation caused by outside forces

Steve really grills my cheese, and not in a good way.

by boolean bill March 15, 2010

Bloke Cheese Steak

When you fuck a chick in her vagina with your shit, then you eat her out.

shit fucking Cleveland Steamer Bloke Cheese Steak

by r3c0n October 23, 2010

Cheese n ham

Tenuous Weegie rhyming slang for "amazing" - Cheese n ham(azing).

As heard spoken by proto-ned in a Glasgow sports centre cafeteria.

"Aww whit! That burd servin' in Maccy Ds is totally cheese n ham, man!"

"Them swedgers we necked doon Kelvingrove were cheese n ham. Pure meltit by the way."

by Guntmeister June 15, 2009

The Wisconsin cheese cutter

When a person (preferably a female) shits their pants while wearing a thong. The string then cuts the turd in two.

"Where is Brenda"

"Oh you didn't hear? She had to go home and change because she pulled the Wisconsin cheese cutter"

by Maverick402 May 24, 2018

wet cheese sangwich

when two persons (gay or straight) take a shit, scrape off some smegma (or dick cheese) and ad it between each poo. it cannot be called a "wet" cheese sangwich until one member eats it, and regurgitates it into the others asshole.

yo dave, whatd u do last nite?

me n cindy made a wet cheese sangwich and wached seinfeld!

bomtastik nigga!

by gab-real October 26, 2009

Chuck E Cheeses

A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.

Sally stop crying in Chuck E Cheeses the mouse isn't real it's a robot, beyotch!

by cali-penguin January 12, 2015

cheese factor 5

the number, usualy out of 10 of how cheesy some is or is being

and he said my smile was like the sunrise, it was cheese factor 5 at least

by raz kid May 9, 2004