Butchers Dog

A male/female of a rather promiscuous demeanour who has higher than average amount of notches in his/her bedpost.

"Man, I think Karen wants a bit of you."
"Karen? No way man, she's had more sausage than a butchers dog!"

by The Scratching Post April 26, 2013

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Hairy Dog

Another word for a Penis

Kanye: I tugged of the old Hairy Dog last night! ;)

by T' up north March 27, 2015

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The scientific term for the magnetron tube used to generate microwaves in a common microwave oven. Purportedly, if these tubes are removed from the safe confines of the oven and energized they will generate enough energy to weld two dogs together. Hot damn!

Oh man, is that a used microwave? Let's crack that sucker open and make one bad-ass dog welder!

by B. B. Rodriguez February 22, 2005

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Bird-Dog

When a male has mounted his partner and is thrusting his penis into the partners mouth, he removes said penis and moves it wildly from one side of the face to the other. The receiving partner then wildly follows the penis with his or her head trying to catch it. Imagine a dog trying to catch a bird.

As an extra note, the slapping of the face, cheek, and chin with the penis is acceptable/encouraged.

Playa 1: Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Playa 2: You bet your ass I did. I bird-dogged her for half an hour.

by R-Diddy October 28, 2007

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