When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
by 13.9 March 21, 2022
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019
1.) a way to describe someone’s fat rolls.
2.) someone with a high level freaky aura; otherwise known as being very sexy.
2.) someone with a high level freaky aura; otherwise known as being very sexy.
1.) “ Damn my back looks like a buttered biscuit! “
2.) “ Damn, your buttered up biscuit self has a high freaky aura! “
2.) “ Damn, your buttered up biscuit self has a high freaky aura! “
by ashytitties999 May 20, 2024
the act of creating a "buttered biscuit" is done by taking a zyn nicotine pouch (preferably 6 milligram strength) and liberally seasoning the pouch with some cocaine. with this heavenly combination, you have conceived a buttered biscuit.
"yo dude my nose is hurting but we still got some blow left"
"if you got some zyns left we can just make some buttered biscuits"
"if you got some zyns left we can just make some buttered biscuits"
by m3samadn3ss March 13, 2024
by NaInGtGeEaR October 01, 2021
A term for “almond milk” commonly used in Amish-populated areas, particularly Ohio and Pennsylvania.
Person 1: “Do you want some milk?”
Person 2: “No, I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll have the liquid nut butter instead.”
Person 2: “No, I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll have the liquid nut butter instead.”
by LostGirl1231 February 13, 2024
Idk not important... butter king
by ButterKing666 October 28, 2022