To get buttered

To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.

A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.

Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.

Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!

(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?

To get buttered.

by oOoDandyLionoOO February 1, 2023

Nutter Butter

It's the mucous mixed with spunk after your remove your junk from another orifice, animal or human.

Yo, I had some nutter butter on my jawn after I took it out of her ass.

by S. Leopoldo Pennauchi November 6, 2020

peanut butter whirlwind

When in the back country for a long time and your poop turns gold, and looks similar to a peanut butter whirlwind.

Man Dude! I just dropped the biggest peanut butter whirlwind, i had to dig 2 cat holes.

by pbwhirl November 21, 2020

buttered up

To entice someone; usually by making said person feel as if they are a piece of toast being spread with butter.

We just called Johnny and he said we could come over. I think it’s because we buttered up him fat.

by johnnyboi sauce June 10, 2018

Nutter Butter Stutters

When somebody goes on a streak of stutters while talking or chokes under pressure during a game.

Billy was doing great during his presentation until the Nutter butter stutters got to him.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 13, 2022

Buttered toast

A sandwich of the open faced variety

"Hey brad, lets go get some open faced sandwiches"
"Ok chad how 'bout some buttered toast?"
"You read my mind"

by Sandwichlover9000 April 15, 2019

buttered her arse

Buttered her arse = Shot nut butter up a lucky ladies arse

Kev - Man, this slut last night left me no choice but cum in her batty

Chris - sounds to me like you Buttered her arse

Kev - With Fucking Gusto my friend

by schereru May 8, 2014