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Simp Capture

The psychological or practical state of expectation to be successful in convincing another person (usually seen as somehow inferior or exploitable) to have a task completed for you, usually by means of charm, coercion, baiting, promising a particular desired reciprocation, or to be able to exercise a particular privilege. It is rarely acknowledged and usually expected to not be seen as morally or ethically inappropriate or unacceptable, and may or may not cause one psychological distress depending on a real or expected outcome of success, the person’s own moral or ethical awareness, social normalization of the action of simp capture, or real or perceived perception of personal ineffectiveness in doing the desired action themselves.
Dude knows the ladies fall all over him and he expects to treat them however he wants or to get whatever he wants from them. He’s simp captured and doesn’t even know it!
by Jamesy801 June 19, 2024
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Simp

by sammyd March 11, 2020
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Simp

Someone who just has a crush on someone and does unwanted things but learn the difference just because someone is flirty to someone doesn’t mean they are a simp
Joe bought Sam a house and 6 cars because he is a simp
by Izumi midoriya Baku May 21, 2021
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simp

SIMP FUN FACT #13: Did you know? "Simp" is actually an acronym for "Sycophantically-Inclined Male Parasite". It was first used in a marine-biological context when describing the sexual parasitism of male deep-sea anglerfishes.
So many goddamn Marci simps on r/dota2
by Timothy McWallerson Sr April 8, 2021
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Simp

Some person who would give a female streamer all of their money, and brag about it as being the "ultimate gentleman", most likely. Can also be short for simpleton if you're a boomer.
Thing Thing: "have you heard of that simp who donated 60k to pokimane? damn."
Thong Thong: "what the fuck, that's a hell of a simp!"
by Słoneczny! May 20, 2020
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Primed Simp

A simp who would donate his literal balls and fingers for an e-girl
I heard Jake turned into a Primed simp.
by TeaSimp May 18, 2020
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Simp

A kid who goes all out for pussy but never gets it. He skips hanging out with the boys to be with the girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly know with the name Stefán
Frend: Hey Stefán what are you doing

Stefán: im simping

Frend: omg you son of a simp
by Stefán Breki July 15, 2020
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