A "Captain Bro" is a term used for an Airline Pilot Captain who's super chill in the cockpit and out. He's layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. His co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of "fucks" he doesn't give. He uses the word "fuck or bro" like its a comma. When he's not ripping across the sky at 500mph he's a beach bum at heart. Hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in Tahiti. Don't leave him alone with your wife or gf because he'll hit on her and blame it on you. When he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. The airline industry desperately needs more "Captain Bros" bro!
Last night Captain Bro and I went out for drinks and next thing I knew we were at the titty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. Today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers C-section scar. I told him don't do it but he's a captain bro he doesn't give a FUCK!
by Skyking007 October 12, 2015
Get the captain bromug. The meaning of bro is most commonly used in our Gods natural habitat, the foods room. it is specifically targeted to none other than Tennyson Lew. BRO also comes from the ancient language Jakkypoœ. BRO in Jakkypoœ means “one that the almighty one has spoken to. spoken about failure. and. rejection.”
by Servant of The Almighty Jaksen November 9, 2021
Get the Bromug. A business-friendly way to communicate the need for a client to calm the Eff Down and be patient for the work at hand to be completed.
That dude kept cutting to the front of the line and demanding to see the manager and have his issues resolved NOW so we had to issue a Professional Bro Chill
by johnnyscrobo August 28, 2023
Get the Professional Bro Chillmug. by Mrgnar October 9, 2016
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Get the Bromug.