POOP

Poop means you look like a girl named Freeda Ramirez and your fat and ugly and your parents hate you and are disappointed in you and have no friends.

OMG there is only one girl that is poop her name is Freeda Ramirez. Poop means to be ugly and look like me.

by i LOok LiKe PoOP October 12, 2019

Poop dick

A poop dick is when your dick is covered with poop after you have anal sex. :)))))

"Oh man I had the craziest poop dick yesterday after fucking Jenny"

by PandaLover_ May 17, 2018

poop

1. Solid waste from a living being, normally a mammal.
2. A "nicer"? Curse word

I just pooped a monster load
Poop dang it, that paper was due today.

by popyd10 May 18, 2018

friends house poop

When you have to poop but your at a friends house and poop a lot and you will clog your friends toilet

Uh oh I have a friends house poop right now. Um can I go outside and use it!?!?

by I am your secret sister May 20, 2018

Poop Soup

The aftermath of a juice cleanse; when one’s intestines contain so much liquid that their shit consists wholly of a fine liquid reminiscent of soup.

My body feels so clear after that cleanse, I just made some fuckin delicious poop soup

by djorangejuice May 22, 2018

Office Poop-a-traitor

The office coworker who poops on a different floor or area than his/her own daily and then steals snacks from the same floor/area.

I see Ken come to the 7th floor every day at 10 am to stink up the bathroom then goes to our lunchroom to steal donuts. Ken is the office poop-a-traitor!

by AngDevilo May 27, 2018

alabama poop train

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch

“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”

by Matt Arnold — 5 May 28, 2018