National Poke That Titty Day

On April 13th you can grab anyone's Titty. No matter the gender, race, taken, not taken, anyone. So be prepared people

Yo I'm gonna grab her titty because it's National Poke That Titty day and nothing's wrong with it.

by What up tryna chill May 25, 2018

National Slap a Dyke Day

On June 1st and June 31st go give your lesbian friend a slap as a welcome and closure for coming out the closet.

Hey! It’s National Slap a Dyke Day! Let’s go slap our dyke friends on the first day of Pride Month!

by ClapSlap December 15, 2019

National Grab Ass Day

On October 3rd you may grab anybody’s ass without consequence

*grabs girls ass*
girl: “hey, why would you do that”
guy: “because it’s national grab ass day”
girl: “ohh alright your fine then”

by EBE ACE #103 October 2, 2018

National eat her out day

25 of October is national eat her out day! Don’t be a 🐱 instead eat it!

National eat her out day is A day where your girlfriend is an all you can eat buffet

by Indianjah October 25, 2019

December 28th National idiots day

December 28th National idiots day, It a day, when it okay to be an Idiot. Like nobody can call you stupid, Because of it National idiot day and everything okay on that day. No matter how hard you try.

December 28th National idiots day, Day for the idiots

by Dylanmaruu April 23, 2019

National Fuck your Girlfriend Day

Got a girlfriend? Go fuck em on this beautiful day!

Bro me and my girlfriend finna get nasty on national fuck your girlfriend day.

by WillSmithBitches April 12, 2019

National fuck you Kai day

January 7 is the national day for everyone to express their hatred for any known Kai.

“Gababa”
“Fuck you Kai, it’s National fuck you Kai day.”

by Nintenfrogs October 17, 2022