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Blanket Man

Blanket man is a wellington icon who earn't his fame by doing virtually nothing. He is commonly seen sporting a pair of skimpy underwear and a raunchy purple blanket (hence the reason for his name) Until recently he did not wear any underwear but now the law requires him to. You can find him at any giving time roaming courtenay place and is most commonly seen outside the burger king on tory street. He graciously accepts any burgers offered (preferably cheese burgers)

Ben is a self-proclaimed devotee of the Māori sun god Tama-nui-te-rā and claims that he should wear as few items of clothing as possible, as an act of religious observance. As a result, he is also tempted from time to time to remove all his clothing, which results in the consequent attendance of police officers.

Blanket man also known as Ben Hana has been arrested and imprisoned from time to time for the following offenses:

-Public Nudity
-Possesion of cannabis
-Driving when drunk
-Driving unlicensed vehicle

In 2010, a judge ordered that Hana be made a mental health patient to be housed in Wellington Hospital's psychiatric ward 27, where "he will have clean clothes, regular meals, and no access to alcohol and drugs".

its interesting how blanket man is perceived by many people. Some find him to be a public nuisance and others a figure of amusement, sympathy, disgust and at times even academic interest.
"Hey look its Blanket Man!"

"Lets give him a burger!"
by nomityyyynom January 24, 2011
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Flying Manning

The Flying Manning is a gay sex position best described as a cowboy with the rider flapping their extended arms and screaming "I'M FLYING, I'M FLYING"
S.C: So how was the lift home last night?
A.B: Terrible, he gave me The Flying Manning
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Laundry Man

"I can't go out tonight, I gotta see the Laundry Man run a few reddies through the washing machine."
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booby man

a man with very nice boobs on his chest that make him feel good inside
dude you are booby man

i know huh i feel so good right now booby tits hoohaass
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man fancy

An alternate discription of a man who tries really hard to be fancy but isn't as he works at safeway, despite this, still considers himself to be fancy. Used only by these men to describe themselves or others like them, as the term fancy man is too common for a fancy man to use. The term is now becoming popular with the non fancy community, also using it to describe these men who believe they are fancy. The man fancy are now denying ever using the word to begin with. Not to be confused with someone who fancies men.
Theodore: "Stand aside, I'm man fancy"
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Weather man

Dumb asses in suits who can't get the weather right for shit.
Weather man: it's going to be sunny and in the 80s today

*looks outside, it's 20 degrees and snowing*

Guy 1: fuck, now are plans are cancelled thanks to the shit forecast
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man time

In prison, when you are affiliated (or non-affiliated) with a gang, but are not indulging in gang activities while on the compound.
Fellow Prisoner: "What kinda time you on homie? This compound is sweet. Everybody here is on man time"
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