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Rembrandt's Kiss

When a bowel movement's wonderful clean pinch every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brushes arch from Rembrandt?
I thought I was having a good poop, but then the 'Rembrandt's Kiss, got me.
by Unreasonable_Man March 15, 2024
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Rembrandt's Kiss

While having a bowel movement and you achieve a wonderful clean pinch, but it every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brush's arch from Rembrandt?
I was having a great poop, until the Rembrandt's Kiss ruined the whole thing.
by Unreasonable_Man March 18, 2024
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Kissing Horizontally

Two people kissing as they're laying down together.
Person One: Hey, did you see that question on the Rice Purity Test about kissing horizontally?
Person Two: Yeah, I said yes because me and my boyfriend did that last night.
by Jackalope24 March 23, 2024
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whitchs kiss

This Whitchs kiss is when you (Male) sits on a toilet to take a massive shit and your foreskin touches the bowl.
I sat on the shitta and got a Whitchs kiss!
by Uncle thunder cock buck! March 24, 2024
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kiss my Gluteus Maximus

Jessica: KISS MY FUCKING ASS !!
Alexander: That's not very professional of you... way too much profanity

Jessica: Oh I'm sorry, KISS MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!!
by Garnani March 24, 2024
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lethal kiss

When a man injects poison into his penis before a female gives him a blow job resulting in her being poisoned when he ejaculates
I caught her cheating man I don't know what I'm going to do

Could always give her a lethal kiss,and get one last BJ
by Sunny Anders March 26, 2024
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“first kiss retry card”

A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.
“fuck it dawg, i’m pulling my first kiss retry card” A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.
by the forever virgin March 27, 2024
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