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king tuts tomb

when you cover your entire arm in toilet paper, and then put it up your ass.
Steven was ready to perform King Tuts Tomb on himself while his girlfriend watched.
by stinkysan July 31, 2025
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Blunt King

One who buys all the blunts to sell all the blunts.
Rtreeeees is the blunt king 👑.
by Trees' August 10, 2022
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King sCUM

A Man in his 40s who wasted his life talking shit to children.
He has and never will amount to anything in life and doesn’t have any kids. No on will miss a retard like him when he dies.
King sCUM owns a cult named dumbo. I wonder which autistic Special Education Dick Munchers will enlist.
by Ash PG3D March 23, 2021
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Carlsbad King Kong

The act of filling your anus or vagina (or both) with your dogs favorite treat and then they have to lick it out.
I was bored last night so I broke out the peanut butter and gave my dog a Carlsbad King Kong.
by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024
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the king of cornball

That which demonstrates the ultimate in cornballness; extreme sillyness, so insane that it often lacks true humor.

Can also describe the maximum level of sensitivity often found in one who is totally crippled by love.
Jesse is ''the king of cornball" he does cartwheels in walmart, karate chops strange little girls and randomly falls to illicit a reaction to impress his love.

Jesse is "the king of cornball" he would longingly gaze at her picture for hours before having found enough courage months later to tell her how he felt.
by huneebr's August 23, 2011
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King Kuzma

Hard Working Admin and Cool Dude on Roblox Game: King Piece.
King Kuzma is so cool I wish I could be like him.
King Kuzma Banned Stupid idiot making fun of him.
by reebotaro May 2, 2020
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