If your name is John, you probably worked at a Strip club and you love inviting dancers out to a different state to play volley ball for extra credit. John’s love pussy & anorexic fit females ranging to muscle meat heads. John’s like to take charge, they love to insult you, and live for sarcasm while being the biggest wet pillow in private.
by Strippinthewalk November 26, 2021
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Get the John no way home mug.The true inventor of Calculus.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.
Guy 1: I'm having trouble with my calc homework
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah
by truckjumperdude March 21, 2025
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by Dr knowsmorethanyou September 16, 2020
Get the Nathan John mug.A fucking bitch who sits on his chair all day and watches world at war videos on his broke ass Samsung. He’s a pedo who likes to give girls “extra credit” if you know what I mean he likes to help them out with problems and grabs them. If you play music he will rape you hard. He drives a blue Prius with dildos on his windshield and a I love country men on the back of his car.
Did you just see that,
See what
That was John fahy
He raped me
Yeah i know
He fucked you to ?
No he ate my shit
See what
That was John fahy
He raped me
Yeah i know
He fucked you to ?
No he ate my shit
by Yourfather03 April 3, 2019
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I would have been in much better shape for my hockey game today if I wasn't out celebrating John Travolta's Birthday last night.
by Stormchild72 December 26, 2016
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