Why do I exist?

You were a decision or an accident by your parents. More importantly, no one cares why you exist. Stop worrying about it.

Person 1 : Why do I exist?
Me with Ctrl + V: You were a decision or an accident by your parents. More importantly, no one cares why you exist. Stop worrying about it.

by fatmacaw June 28, 2023

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¿Que los nos dos?

Translation: Why not both?

Used for comedic affect.

“I can’t decide whether to stay or to leave.”
“¿Que los nos dos?”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

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Do What Yer Good At

A existential position as a default correction when path uncertainty becomes evident.

So, how's it goin' with the new job search?
>Not so good; at this stage of the game, I've decided that there's limited opportunity to dominate in any given market.

Excellent life lesson: Do What Yer Good At (and just leave it at that).

by YAWA November 13, 2022

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Do you have a mask?

A question that indirectly tells someone to put their mask on. When someone asks you “Do you have a mask?”, it means that masks are required and you have to wear one. It’s just a nicer way of saying it.

Security: Do you have a mask?

Guest: I don’t have a mask.

Security: A mask is required, please wear one. (gives mask to guest)

Guest: No thanks, I’d rather not.

Security: You’re gonna have to leave the mall then, since you refuse to wear a mask.

by GageTheDictionaryGeek October 28, 2021

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