Chocolate Teapot

when you stop during sex to shit in a tea kettle, and drip it over your partner while you cum

she asked if we had an electric kettle or if she needed to bring her own chocolate teapot

by pinkgogurt October 24, 2025

Chocolate Milkshake

When someone's ass sweat and feces mix together and create a sludgy, chocolate-like substance in their back end which soaks their pants in what looks like a Chocolate Milkshake.

"Dude did you see mike yesterday; he had a crazy chocolate milkshake going on."

by ChunkyRot October 31, 2025

Chocolate covered mustang

when a Latin female has a nice ass and body but and ugly face.

Hey G! Look at that chocolate covered mustang at 5 o’clock!

by Kaystorm16 November 10, 2025

Chocolate Well

A full butthole

God, my chocolate well needs to be emptied.

by indiibabiii November 12, 2025

Chocolate

Chocolate (n.) – A person who, when confronted, reacts as if possessed by an uncontrollable force of irrational decisions and wild emotions, usually triggered by trivial things.

You are acting like such a chocolate!

by Cheynpie November 13, 2025

Chocolate berries

Who a girls butt is against a man’s nut sack and she farts by accident

He had a girl over last night and she gave him chocolate berries by accident

by Rd Kent November 23, 2025

Chocolate log chomper

Term used to describe the opening where out meets in. In other words, your rectum.

"My chocolate log chomper is feeling mighty hungry this fine morning. Point me in the direction of your finest Mexican establishment. The chomper will feast at high noon!"

by Mark Zuck my berg November 28, 2025