Butter

Very smooth. Gon' pop like trouble. GETTING READY TO BREAK RECORDS ARMY. Dance pop track, very cardio.

You'll listen to it an unhealthy number of time.

Breaking into your heart like that.

Person 1: Have you heard butter?
Person 2: Get it, let it roll!

by keyboardsmeesh June 2, 2021

Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.

I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.

by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021

BBQ Butter

A popular version of butter presented at the table as a Butter Block having had a Phalis imprinted into it. What a conversation starter over a Knob of corn.

INSTRUCTIONS.
1) Use a large (or small) block of butter.
2) Allow butter to soften to a moldable texture

3) Press the male phalis (real or fake) into the butter to a recognisable impressed shape
4) Refrigerate again.
5) Place on BBQ table closest to target guest.

Here Felicity, would you like some BBQ Butter on your knob?
Or
Hi Simone, will this hit the spot?

by Miccas Yesac June 13, 2021

Butters

Connor Mattinson

Connor is well butters mate

by JSMITH99 June 17, 2021

butter in your back

Often misheard from the phrase 'battery in your back', butter in your back is a mishearing which can be sexual or great for black people who like red lobster.

Jan: "Yo, Steve said he would put butter in your back Carl"

Steve: " I said battery, not butter but I can put butter in Carls back"

Carl: I'ma call a helpline
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Sharon: I'ma butter the back of this lobster.

Jack: At least boil the little guy with his dignity.

by dingerjewman August 27, 2024

Tiger Butter

The amalgam of shit and semen in the gusset of her panties after a back door railing

Ohhhhh can we pull over at that gas station? Why? I got some tiger butter going on. I need a quick wipe.

by Dick Onchin October 5, 2024

buttered buns

(n.) the arse of a man who has been barebacked several times in succession, and therefore holds so much fuck paste that it leaks out to cover most or all of his arse. It’s a gooey phenomenon.

“After the ‘after party,’ Joe had some seriously buttered buns that he had to clean up before he came to bed.”

by Frozen Prevert October 17, 2024