Fishing

The best hobby on the earth.

Guy: "Yesterday's fishing trip was awesome"

Other guy: "Nice, what did you catch?"

Guy: "I caught a HUUUGE Smallmouth Bass"

Other guy: "Damn thats big"

by KoltLeo July 15, 2022

Fish eyed cu_t

A female who sees men as tools and women as pawns with her fish eyes fake nails and fake lashes. FECs are usually fat and mean approach with caution.

My baby mom is such a FEC fish eyed cu_t.

by Mrs. Jack Black May 18, 2025

Rotating Fish

A sodium ion.

“Hey could you pass me that vial full of solvent and rotating fish?”

by Kirtap November 08, 2023

gold fish

The snack that smiles back

i want to eat some GOLD FISHHHH.

by DUCKIEEEEEEEEEEE March 19, 2018

The Kentucky Fish Race

Several pregnant women line up laying on the ground, then the dark African American named Bungledash punches their stomach with all of his strength, the farthest distance the baby Flys out is the winner of the free abortion.

Hey bungledash, are you going to be able to host The Kentucky Fish Race this year?

by DA Big curly July 19, 2024

Fish Gum

A piece of gum that was slid through some vaginal lips and given to a person you hate

“Hey Jessica, here’s some totally normal gum, I call it fish gum” (don’t tell them you put it in your coochie)

by orii34 November 22, 2021

Fish Gum

Gum that has been slid through one’s vagina lips, re-wrapped in the wrapper and given to someone you hate.

“Hey Jessica here is some gum” (don’t tell them it’s fish gum)

by orii34 November 22, 2021