cement job

When you cum on two girls' faces and then they stick together when it dries

"Dude I cement jobbed two girls last night and they were stuck together for an hour!"

by Cementjobguy March 15, 2014

ace job

When you are a asian with a small penis you put you penis into another mans anus

I told my gay boyfriend to preform an ace job on me

by Big monkey dick October 19, 2014

rim job

When a stock's price just touches the 13 or 48 EMAs and heads the other direction causing you to either buy it, or cry that you missed your shot.

I bought options for Tesla on the rim job for a quick 700%!

by senor_ag May 24, 2022

Rim Job

The act of shitting on the seat of the toilet rather than into the bowl.

Joe: I just gave the toilet the rim job of its life!
Jim: Damn I wish I could give you a rim job.
*sex scene*

by poopsniffer68 September 18, 2021

Mud-Job

A hand-job where shit is used as lubricant.

Your mom gave me a mud-job last night! It stunk!!

by Lipflinger_69 July 21, 2022

better paying job

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education and then later on get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to hopefully open your own construction firm

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013

Job

A forbidden slur amongst the unemployed community.

Get a job

by ChrisGnarley September 7, 2025